I'm trialling out the tagline 'Fastest Ass in the West'... 
Is that over-reaching? It's a completely unresearched and fatuous claim. My other option was: 'Amoureux, rhymes with Kangaroo!', which is factual, but lacks the charming hyperbole one really expects of a tagline. What do you reckon? 

Happy New Year! I've already got a handful of shows lined up for this year, including some veeeery exciting news, but I'm sworn to secrecy for most of them! One show I can tell you about though is the International Tattoo and Art Expo in Glamilton on February 23 & 24. I'll be performing a different routine on each day, including at least one new routine!  http://www.tattooart.co.nz

For now I'm costume making and choreographing new treats to delight you with in this new and exciting year! xA

I've  posted this on my facebook page, but what is a blog for, if not to give shout-outs? This year has been absolutely fantastic, thanks to all the wonderful and gorgeous burlesque gals I've had the pleasure to meet and perform with this year, especially: 

You've all made this year a blast, hope to get up to more splendid hijinks with you all again in 2013! xxx Ava